Monday, October 23, 2017

Deerman, Episode 5: In the Den of Deercorn

Welcome to Deerman!

This is Episode 5 and we follow Deerman down a dark cave into a den of sin. Will it be the end of him? Listen and find out!

Cover art was done by @solarbroccoli who happens to be my cousin. He asked to be credited as his Twitter handle.



Hey! I've been reading some great stuff lately. You should check out Quizzleboon by John Oliver Hodges. It's a hilarious redneck fairy tale about a one eyed outlaw who takes orders from a moon guy named Quizzleboon. If that doesn't pique your interest, I don't know what the hell I can do for you. I just re-read Joe Lansdale's Dead in the West which is a quick, easy read that is as funny as you'd expect from the master Lansdale himself. I also read some Robert E. Howard weird west short stories which are just incredible pieces of Americana. Why weird west? Well, there's an announcement coming down the pike soon enough, y'all. I'm currently rereading Grady Hendrix's Horrorstor which is a nice satire and take on the haunted house story.

You can support Deerman on Patreon here. I'd sure appreciate it.







Saturday, October 21, 2017

Arby's is selling deer meat sandwiches

CODE RED

CODE RED

Arby's is now selling deer meat sandwiches. This is a scandal of the highest proportions.

Don't they know that they could be selling man meat?

SOME DEER ARE MEN!


Catch up with Deerman now.











Wednesday, October 18, 2017

The Spooktacular continues with FLESH HOUSE

art by Jack Arambula

The Spooktacular rolls on, folks! 

All month long we are celebrating the Hell-est of all months with the Spooktacular! These are scary stories you can tell around a campfire and laugh at, fart with, or pee your pants in. 



This particular recording was done a few years ago at the Whip In in Austin, TX. My friend, Francois Pointeau, asked me to read something gross and fucked up. I decided to go with my take on the haunted house story, Flesh House. 

I hope you enjoy and, if you're so inclined, hope you'll consider donating to my patreon here. Show us some love by liking and sharing this link and whatnot.

If you don't want to make a pledge, that's cool! Consider clicking on this link to buy something on Amazon. That link goes straight to Quizzleboon, which is the funniest book I've read in a long while, but you can use that link to buy anything. It doesn't add to your total checkout cost, it just gives me a sweet, sweet kickback for sending you there. 

Wasting no more of your time, here's FLESH HOUSE for you to enjoy!



Thursday, October 12, 2017

Spooktacular: VOICE OF GOD



October is the spooky month. October is the month to revel in horror. Welcome to the Deerman Spooktacular.

Our first story, on the eve of Friday the 13th, is VOICE OF GOD. Enjoy! You can purchase the chapbook it was included in here.

Please consider becoming a patron! You get early access to all Deerman episodes and Inbetweeners!

Listen to Voice of God on Patreon or listen on PodBean or YouTube below.




Monday, October 9, 2017

Inbetweener: Bumpin' Nugs with Zach Chapman!


Listen to the Inbetweener right now with Zach Chapman.








Friday, October 6, 2017

Patrons get early access to the Deerman Inbetweener: Bumpin' Nugs With Zach Chapman



Yeah, that's right. It's a Deerman Inbetweener. Patrons can listen now. 

Today's guest is Zach Chapman and he, like me, prefers nuggets to wings. 

Wings. That's for cavemen! Give me the industrialized pink slime! Give me the easily chewed, easily digested, panko-breaded nonsense over fully intact limbs of some dead bird! 


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For the entire month of October, I will be posting spooky stories unrelated to the Deerman saga because Halloween fucking rules. You'd know that if you grew up in a extremely conservative religious cult that thought Halloween was evil. THE DEERMAN SPOOKTACULAR. So, October is going to be full of content. Why not support the project on Patreon? 



You can also support the project by buying something on Amazon through this link. You'll see I linked to Zach Chapman's author page. Buy something from there. Or search for whatever you want. 


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